unrefined soccer commentary from two americans who know everything

BASEBALL SUCKS

US Men's National Team

Written by: Gabe

Why am I not watching USA versus Guatemala right now?

Because 3 hours isn’t nearly enough to contain the most boring sport on Earth. Just imagine if the bases were so far apart that they required athleticism to round… we might never see another game again.

Thank God for steroids!

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