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Browsing all posts from September, 2008.

USA V T&T – FIRST HALF THOUGHTS

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2 USA V TRINIDAD & TOBAGO 0 • What words can I use to describe tonight’s Trinidad & Tobago team? Slow, disorganized, intimidated, scared, weak, clumsy, inaccurate, sloppy, disappointing, and… opposing, I guess. This performance is one tiny notch above Barbados, MAYBE. They’re playing so poorly, it’s hard to tell how bad our defense is. [...]

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FIFA RANKINGS ARE WORTHLESS v2

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I wrote a post last Thursday (and by wrote I mean a late night rant) about the FIFA World Rankings and specifically Mexico’s jump over the United States. The story found its way onto the Big Soccer Forums and even got a response article from Edgar of Lucruri Neinteresante. In true internet-tough-guy fashion, the Big [...]

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WHAT THE?…WORLD CUP QUALIFIERS

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WHAT THE? is my review column of the World Cup Qualifiers and only the interesting events that should not have happened in the first place are included. During the September 6th/7th World Cup Qualifying round there were a few games in South American, Oceania, and CONCACAF with the majority of games coming from the African [...]

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4 CREW V REVS 0

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1st place versus 2nd place should be a good game right? Columbus just blanked New England in an absolute massacre, four to zero. Columbus could have given any club in the world a run with tonight’s level of play. Precise, intense and savage. And Frankie Hejduk, a key back for Crew, is away defeating communism Reagan-style [...]

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CREW V REV: 1ST HALF THOUGHTS

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CREW 2-0 REVS Is New England even playing in this game? I expected this to be essentially a cup-match-level battle. This could easily be 4-0 Crew at this point, as the Revolution have done next to nothing for 45 minutes. In addition to their single pathetic shot, I estimate 8 or 9 successful passes. In [...]

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FIFA RANKINGS ARE WORTHLESS

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FIFA released their World Rankings this week which saw the typical top teams but with a few “errors”. Guess which team had the biggest jump? Mexico jumped from 32nd to 24th, over the United States which is currently 28th. So let me get this straight. Since the last World Rankings, Mexico has only played world [...]

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BRADLEY TO MONCHENGLADBACH

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USA midfielder Michael Bradley has completed the signing to Borussia Monchengladbach from Eredivisie squad Heerenveen. Bradley signed a 4-year deal with the newly promoted Bundesliga club. Monchengladbach is trying to strengthen the midfield to stay in the Bundesliga. I was a little frustrated with Bradley during the Olympics due to his on-the-pitch decisions, but this [...]

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MEET THE NEW MANCHESTER CITY

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Well, it is amazing what can happen in a day. Manchester City went from a club on the brink of chaos to a solid team with new backing. Scandal ridden Man City owner Thaksin Shinawatra has signed a memorandum of understanding with Abu Dhabi United Group. The deal will give the new owners majority ownership [...]

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WHAT THE?…THE PREMIERSHIP, WEEK 3

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WHAT THE? is my weekly Premiership review with only the interesting events that should not have happened in the first place. Chelsea and Tottenham tied 1-1. This is a tough one. Do we praise Tottenham for picking up a point against Chelsea or slam Chelsea for dropping 2 points to a lame Tottenham team? I [...]

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