unrefined soccer commentary from two americans who know everything

Browsing all posts from October, 2008.

BILLY BOB FC

Written by: Gabe

I was reading about how the expansion Seattle Sounders just signed a good guy. After the article, I started reading this guy’s comment, and decided this topic needs a writin’. Then I finished reading his comment, and realized there’s nothing left for me to say. So here, I’ll paste it. Real Class-A blogging in this [...]

Continue reading...

THE BEST DRINK IN THE WORLD

Written by: Gabe

Imagine this. You’re interviewing at Coca-Cola for a job. Well, sort of. You’re standing outside Coca-Cola headquarters with a megaphone, and you want a job. You think you’ve got a shot. After all, you were the #1 Vernor’s Ginger Ale salesman at your branch (before it went out of business) for 3 years running. You’re [...]

Continue reading...

FIFA BUYS INSURANCE FOR WORLD CUP

Written by: tyler ransburgh

FIFA has claimed time and time again that they have full confidence that South Africa will be prepared for the 2010 World Cup that is a little more than a year and a half away. So confident in fact that FIFA approved the Finance Committee to take out a $650 million USD insurance policy in [...]

Continue reading...

WHAT THE?…THE PREMIERSHIP, WEEK 9

Written by: tyler ransburgh

WHAT THE? is my weekly Premiership review with only the interesting events that should not have happened in the first place. The big “non-game” news this weekend was Tottenham finally parting from their coach Ramos. Ramos got Tottenham off to the worst start in the clubs history (2 points and no wins in the first [...]

Continue reading...

DROGBA A DIVER?

Written by: tyler ransburgh

Calling Didier Drogba a diver would be polite. For years Drogba has driven me up the wall with the diving and using his hands (successfully) to take advantage of the game. Inter Milan coach (and former Chelsea and Drogba coach) Jose Mourinho told feelfootball.com: ”I am no longer Chelsea coach, and I do not have [...]

Continue reading...

WHAT THE?…THE PREMIERSHIP, WEEK 8

Written by: tyler ransburgh

WHAT THE? is my weekly Premiership review with only the interesting events that should not have happened in the first place. This was a boring week with the Big Four winning by big spreads, Man U won 4-0, Chelsea won 5-0. All the news came from the promoted teams. Hull City has continued their great [...]

Continue reading...

RBNY 3-1 Crew

Written by: Gabe

New York played a game in tippy-top form last night to take an important three from Columbus at Giants Stadium. There are a lot of isolated thoughts I had watching this game, so please enjoy my PowerPoint-style bullet list. In order: • I hate watching soccer played on American football fields. HATE. Bonus: This one [...]

Continue reading...

EUROPEAN CLUBS & THE MLS

Written by: tyler ransburgh

In the past week the MLS has seen interest by a couple of big European clubs for different reasons. Tottenham (currently last in the Prem) has reached an agreement with the San Jose Earthquakes (currently last in Major League Soccer). The two clubs have announced a “football and commercial development” partnership. Tottenham is looking to [...]

Continue reading...

RSL’s NEW SOCCER STADIUM

Written by: tyler ransburgh

Real Salt Lake opened the seventh soccer specific stadium last week. The Rio Tinto Stadium holds 20,000 fans and has real grass (I can’t stand fake turf fields). It is a beautiful stadium and cost $110 million ($65 million was private funding). The Rio Tinto Stadium saw its first game last Thursday verse the New [...]

Continue reading...

WHAT THE?…WC QUALIFIERS 10/11

Written by: tyler ransburgh

WHAT THE? is my review column of the World Cup Qualifiers and I only cover the interesting events. This round of World Cup Qualifying was rather boring with the weekend seeing many draws and no awesome upsets. -  Mexico was not able to handle Jamaica in a 0-1 lost. This is the closest thing to [...]

Continue reading...