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Browsing all posts from April, 2009.

RBNY 0-1 KANSAS CITY

Written by: Gabe

Is there any other sport in which the commentator is a better player than every player on the field? John Harkes’ critques, though accurate, are annoying when they make you realize how low the quality of play is you’re watching. The only remarkable thing about this game is the fastest red card ever issued in [...]

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WHAT THE?…THE PREM, ROUND 33

Written by: Tyler

WHAT THE? is my weekly Premiership review column where I write about the crap I found interesting in the latest round of Prem games. This is about me, not you, so I don’t want to hear you bloody whine about it. Aston Villa has all but lost the chance to catch Arsenal for the forth [...]

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US PRESIDENT CONTACTS FIFA

Written by: Tyler

As the United States works on bidding for the 2018 and 2022 World Cups, an individual with much political sway has joined the fight. President Barack Obama has sent a letter to FIFA President Sepp Blatter indicating his support for America to host the event. Early speculation indicates that the United States are the early [...]

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ALTIDORE HAS SURGERY

Written by: Tyler

Jozy Altidore (in this dated photo, I am too lazy to upload a new one) has undergone surgery to remove an ingrown toenail. There has not been an official announcement on the amount of time he will miss but the assumption is roughly four weeks. The US National team does not play again till June [...]

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WHAT THE?…THE PREM, ROUND 32

Written by: Tyler

WHAT THE? is my weekly Premiership review column where I write about the crap I found interesting in the latest round of Prem games. This is about me, not you, so I don’t want to hear you bloody whine about it. Arsenal continued their march toward Champions League football with a win against Wigan 4-1. [...]

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WHAT THE?…THE PREM, ROUND 31

Written by: Tyler

WHAT THE? is my weekly Premiership review column where I write about the crap I found interesting in the latest round of Prem games. This is about me, not you, so I don’t want to hear you bloody whine about it. It was a rather boring week in the Prem (other than a couple of [...]

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