WHAT THE? is my weekly Premiership review column where I write about the crap I found interesting in the latest round of Prem games. This is about me, not you, so I don’t want to hear you bloody whine about it.

• Okay, so I missed Round 34 of the Prem. I have been…busy…you know. So on to Round 35.
  

• Even though Aston Villa beat Hull 1-0, Arsenal’s 3-0 win against Portsmouth have put them 10 points ahead in the race for the critical forth spot on the Prem table. There are only 3 games left so Villa has no chance to catch Arsenal.

• Manchester United beat Middlesbrough 2-0 to go three points clear at the top with a game in hand.

• Chelsea’s 3-1 win against Fulham has helped keep the pressure on Liverpool for second. Chelsea are six points behind Manchester United.

• Liverpool will fight to the end to catch Manchester United. A 3-0 win against Newcastle has kept them within 3 points.