unrefined soccer commentary from two americans who know everything

I WANT SOMETHING

US Men's National Team

Written by: Gabe

The following is a short list of items that are NOT something:

-Clint Dempsey’s moves
-Sacha Kljestan, DaMarcus Beasley, Brian Ching on the field
-Adu, Torres on the bench
-flubbing shots from the six
-hitting the crossbar
-playing long ball to Jozy Altidore more than once per game
-marking respectable opponents from 20 feet away
-beating CONCACAF teams
-Bob Bradley’s coaching decisions in general
-Landon donovan’s penalty kicks
-red cards
-sucking
-losing

2 Comments

  1. Julio Iglesias says:

    so……???? now?

  2. OrangeShorts says:

    I got something! Thanks for reading, USA.

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