OrangeShorts

I first learned soccer from a liar who said he used to play in England. I was discouraged from trying out for the select team by the second-string U12 goalie. I put a free kick from 40 yards on the upper ninety against the best team in the state. We still lost. I have been heckled by parents from the opposing team. I’ve been involved in 3 on-field collisions that sent someone off in an ambulance. I weigh 145 pounds. I get more attention for my Arsenal hat than I give the team in a season. I broke my clavicle in an indoor game. I use curse words while watching MLS. And I fucking hate Mexico.

Toeball Tyler

Playing soccer since my time in the womb has given me an unparalleled opinion on soccer that most don’t agree with. I can’t decide which Premiership team to follow. Why won’t Landon Donovan play in Europe? I listen World Soccer Daily….daily. I am a member of the Ebbsfleet United ownership club (I actually get to vote on club decisions and players) as part of My Football Club.