About

Gabe Shultz

Offended by what I wrote? Looking to discredit me? I’ll make it easy: I’m a designer, not a writer. I didn’t play soccer until age 12. After high school I joined a co-ed recreational team where I have played since (that’s 16 years of soccer at which you’re free to scoff). I only started closely following EPL and Serie A in 2009 (and I use “closely” loosely). I am approximately ten times more interested in games that feature Americans. I think Wayne Rooney is overrated. I think Freddy Adu could still be great. I’m beginning to respect MLS on global level. I’ve watched exactly one game in a pub. OK, a bar. Yes, in Ohio. I support the Columbus Crew and USA men’s national team but don’t own any of their merchandise because of the ugly logo and the Nike partnership, respectively. I feign objectivity by harshly criticizing the teams I love.

But, I really, really care about soccer. Quote me.

Tyler Ransburgh

Growing up in the wilds of southwest Columbus, Ohio launched me into a great soccer career.  I have been playing since I was 2. I played for two Premier League teams and a short stint in La Liga in Spain. I am most proud of the 3 goals I scored in the World Cup (none of that is true).

I can’t decide which Premiership team to follow but am currently a Tottenham fan just to aggravate the Arsenal fans in my office.