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Tales Told

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The group stage of FIFA’s 2010 World Cup is in the books, and while some of the balance was restored in the soccer universe, a few stories that will define this tournament have been told. EuroFail—France, Italy, Denmark and Greece are all gone in a continent-spanning shocker. However, the chances of The Netherlands, Germany, and [...]

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Are You Ready for the World Cup?

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Two weekends of television monopoly, seven business days of GameCasts, tweets and streaming video, some hours of sleep filled with dreams of Cristiano Ronaldo (either as him, watching him, or married to him, depending on your fancy)… we’re now eleven days into the 2010 FIFA World Cup. It has been a flurry of the unpredictable. [...]

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Add BELIEF to the USA Repertoire

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It won’t be our most famous game. It wasn’t an amazing display of skill. It wasn’t even enough to get the USA out of the group stage… but something about our 2-2 draw with Slovenia was special. After (and in spite of) a typically lackluster first half, the American team battled back for three goals [...]

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Finally, a High Score

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Finally, a High Score

First, click the image. It’s a comment (and reply) posted on Grant Wahl’s inquiring blog post about the low scores of the opening World Cup round. The comment is common, prejudiced, red-blooded, base-circling, upright-splitting drivel, but the reply is oh so, “WIN,” as they say on the internet.

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The American Stereotype

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Johnette Howard seems like a competent sports writer. I mean, she authors books and gets paid by NBC for her opinion. So, why does her recent MSNBC World Cup primer read as shallow and smug? Did she actually skip the 1. Research step, or is she pandering to the anti-soccer American stereotype? Some issues I [...]

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ASTROHEADER is Ready for South Africa

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ASTROHEADER is Ready for South Africa

Coinciding with the FIFA World Cup and two years into our soccer blogging journey, ASTROHEADER has a new look. Like a David Beckham in the stands, we’re classy, observant, and begging pathetically for a conversation. We updated the style and the features of the blog here at astroheader.com, and of course the twitter page is [...]

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Risk and Roster

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Bob Bradley’s crazyman approach to player testing for the World Cup has left many of us confused by the USA manager’s approach to defining his final 23. He has scoured the crevices of MLS while breezing past glimmers of hope in players abroad. In short, he’s not winning many staunch supporters for his methods, just [...]

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JUST KIDDING

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TWITTER banned our account today for some reason. Looking into it… ***UPDATE*** We’re back. No explanation, but we’re back on Twitter nonetheless.

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FOLLOW US ON TWITTER

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ASTROHEADER is now also on Twitter, and before you judge us… we have a good reason. Many of our thoughts don’t go beyond one sentence but are captivating enough to bring you the immense joy you expect from Astroheader. Before, they were lost forever. Now, they are tweets. Also, live commentary during games will be [...]

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TEN BY TEN

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What? It’s not as if my absence from posting caused me to miss commenting on anything important in American soccer. Actually, I have been taking care of a newborn (human) baby (mine) and have truthfully barely had time to watch the games, much less comment on them. So in the interest of summary, I give [...]

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