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Los Angeles Galaxy Wanker #2

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First off, props to Andrea Canales who wrote a very smart column appearing on cnnsi.com, about how “MLS’ quest to keep David Beckham reeks of desperation and sheer naivete.” True, true. What I can not understand is how Beckham could be such a HUGE wanker, and so completely lack any kind of savvy to guide [...]

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Los Angeles Galaxy Wanker #1

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Landon Donovan, on his loan stint to Bayern Munich: “I’m not sure I wouldn’t have changed if I hadn’t gone.” Emphasis mine. Go ahead, figure that one out.

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KG, FUTBOL FAN

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Kevin Garnett, I know you are VERY tall, but you better bend over, because you DROPPED SOME NAMES. Ronaldinho, Drogba, Ronaldo, Messi, Lampard, Del Piero… the big names kept coming in an interview with Frank Dell’Apa of the Boston Globe. Apparently Garnett rubbed shoulders with Cesc Fabregas and Emmanuel Adebayor when the Celts played in [...]

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HOFFEN-WHO? HOFFEN-WHAT?

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In case you haven’t been paying attention, there’s a new team atop the Bundesliga table, Hoffenheim (translation “Yeah, We’ve Got One Stoplight In This Town, What Of It?”). O RLY? Hoffenheim is so small, the team plays in front of only FIVE THOUSAND. What’s worse? Leading a top European league and only playing in front of 5,000 [...]

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