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Manchester United gets HAMMERED (Week 28 in the Prem)

Written by: tyler ransburgh

Manchester United have now lost 3 of their last 5 games… ASTROHEADERs 30-second recap of the English Premier League; Liverpool make up for the super lame game last week with a 3-1 hammering of Manchester United at Anfield. Kuyt had a hat trick in one of the best games of his club career West Ham has jumped out [...]

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Ohh Liverpool (Round 27 in the Prem)

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Liverpool realllllly sucks some weeks… ASTROHEADERs 30-second recap of the English Premier League; Tottenham got hammered in midweek play by a gunning Blackpool 3-1. When does Bale get back? Blackpool then got hammered over the weekend by Wolves 4-0 Arsenal had a midweek game before their Carling Cup Final over the weekend and handled business [...]

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Manchester Derby and Rooney Wonder Goal (Round 26 in the Prem)

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Rooney reminds us why he makes big money and how to score in big games… ASTROHEADERs 30-second recap of the English Premier League; Rooney scored what he called the best goal of his career, a strong bicycle kick in the 78th minute to beat Manchester City and take a solid 4 point lead at the top of the [...]

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Crazy Games, Crazy Number of Goals (Round 25 in the Prem)

Written by: tyler ransburgh

A record number of goals were scored on Saturday and being at the top of the table was a bad thing… ASTROHEADERs 30-second recap of the English Premier League; League leaders Manchester United were stunned by Wolves 2-1 on Saturday. Manchester came out quick with a goal in the 3rd minute but couldn’t find a [...]

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The New Transfers Score Round (Round 24 in the Prem)

Written by: tyler ransburgh

Some of the new transfers acquired in the last week made their presents felt in the Prem with round… ASTROHEADERs 30-second recap of the English Premier League; Chelsea continues it’s new (old?) form with a 2-4 win over Sunderland Manchester United continues their reign at the top with a 3-1 win against Aston Villa. Rooney is starting [...]

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The Long Prem Round (Round 23 in the Prem)

Written by: tyler ransburgh

A week and a half of games where some of the teams made up for being lazy… ASTROHEADERs 30-second recap of the English Premier League; Liverpool’s first game this week was a 3-0 smashing of Wolves Tottenham needed a 91st minute goal by Lennon to tie Newcastle and try to stay in the race of [...]

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Merseyside Derby and Man United Drop Points (Round 22 in the Prem)

Written by: tyler ransburgh

Liverpool and Everton met in the Merseyside derby and Man U leaves the title race open… ASTROHEADERs 30-second recap of the English Premier League; Liverpool and Blackpool played a midweek game which saw Blackpool add to their impressive season with a 2-1 win Liverpool then played in the Merseyside Derby on Sunday. The game got [...]

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Manchester United Extends Lead at Top (Midweek Round in the Prem)

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The teams chasing Manchester United all dropped points this round… ASTROHEADERs 30-second recap of the English Premier League; Fulham got a much needed win against West Brom 3-0, and Dempsey scored to stay out of the relegation zone Newcastle pounded West Ham 5-0 as it looks like Grant’s time may be coming to an end Liverpool lost [...]

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A Round of Late Goals (New Years Round in the Prem)

Written by: tyler ransburgh

The top of the table stays close as late goals made this weekend fun to watch… ASTROHEADERs 30-second recap of the English Premier League; Aston Villa led at Chelsea 1-2 going into the last 10 minutes of the game. As Chelsea does, they scored 2 goals in 5 minutes to take a 3-2 lead….figures. Then Villa scored [...]

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Guzan on Month Loan to Hull City

Written by: tyler ransburgh

Brad Guzan will go on a one-month loan from Aston Villa to Hull City. Hull City is in the Championship League and is currently sitting in 16th place after falling from the Prem last season. Hull City’s Italian keeper Vito Mannone is out injured with a thigh strain. Unfortunately it is only a one-month loan. Anytime an American player can go else where [...]

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