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Manchester United gets HAMMERED (Week 28 in the Prem)

Written by: tyler ransburgh

Manchester United have now lost 3 of their last 5 games… ASTROHEADERs 30-second recap of the English Premier League; Liverpool make up for the super lame game last week with a 3-1 hammering of Manchester United at Anfield. Kuyt had a hat trick in one of the best games of his club career West Ham has jumped out [...]

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Ohh Liverpool (Round 27 in the Prem)

Written by: tyler ransburgh

Liverpool realllllly sucks some weeks… ASTROHEADERs 30-second recap of the English Premier League; Tottenham got hammered in midweek play by a gunning Blackpool 3-1. When does Bale get back? Blackpool then got hammered over the weekend by Wolves 4-0 Arsenal had a midweek game before their Carling Cup Final over the weekend and handled business [...]

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Manchester Derby and Rooney Wonder Goal (Round 26 in the Prem)

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Rooney reminds us why he makes big money and how to score in big games… ASTROHEADERs 30-second recap of the English Premier League; Rooney scored what he called the best goal of his career, a strong bicycle kick in the 78th minute to beat Manchester City and take a solid 4 point lead at the top of the [...]

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Crazy Games, Crazy Number of Goals (Round 25 in the Prem)

Written by: tyler ransburgh

A record number of goals were scored on Saturday and being at the top of the table was a bad thing… ASTROHEADERs 30-second recap of the English Premier League; League leaders Manchester United were stunned by Wolves 2-1 on Saturday. Manchester came out quick with a goal in the 3rd minute but couldn’t find a [...]

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The New Transfers Score Round (Round 24 in the Prem)

Written by: tyler ransburgh

Some of the new transfers acquired in the last week made their presents felt in the Prem with round… ASTROHEADERs 30-second recap of the English Premier League; Chelsea continues it’s new (old?) form with a 2-4 win over Sunderland Manchester United continues their reign at the top with a 3-1 win against Aston Villa. Rooney is starting [...]

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The Long Prem Round (Round 23 in the Prem)

Written by: tyler ransburgh

A week and a half of games where some of the teams made up for being lazy… ASTROHEADERs 30-second recap of the English Premier League; Liverpool’s first game this week was a 3-0 smashing of Wolves Tottenham needed a 91st minute goal by Lennon to tie Newcastle and try to stay in the race of [...]

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Merseyside Derby and Man United Drop Points (Round 22 in the Prem)

Written by: tyler ransburgh

Liverpool and Everton met in the Merseyside derby and Man U leaves the title race open… ASTROHEADERs 30-second recap of the English Premier League; Liverpool and Blackpool played a midweek game which saw Blackpool add to their impressive season with a 2-1 win Liverpool then played in the Merseyside Derby on Sunday. The game got [...]

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Manchester United Extends Lead at Top (Midweek Round in the Prem)

Written by: tyler ransburgh

The teams chasing Manchester United all dropped points this round… ASTROHEADERs 30-second recap of the English Premier League; Fulham got a much needed win against West Brom 3-0, and Dempsey scored to stay out of the relegation zone Newcastle pounded West Ham 5-0 as it looks like Grant’s time may be coming to an end Liverpool lost [...]

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A Round of Late Goals (New Years Round in the Prem)

Written by: tyler ransburgh

The top of the table stays close as late goals made this weekend fun to watch… ASTROHEADERs 30-second recap of the English Premier League; Aston Villa led at Chelsea 1-2 going into the last 10 minutes of the game. As Chelsea does, they scored 2 goals in 5 minutes to take a 3-2 lead….figures. Then Villa scored [...]

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Big Teams Give Some Ground (Midweek in the Prem)

Written by: tyler ransburgh

The top of the table gets tight as some of the big teams drop points… ASTROHEADERs 30-second recap of the English Premier League; West Ham tied Everton 1-1 to gain another point in a bid to get off the bottom of the table and save Grant’s job Blackpool beat Sunderland 2-0 to continue their impressive [...]

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