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ASTROHEADER’s 2010/2011 Predictions

Written by: Tyler

As the 2010/2011 European season gets ready to kick-off Gabe and Tyler make a few predictions for he upcoming campaign. Tyler’s 2010/2011 Predictions What I can’t wait to see: How well Jose Mourinho will do in his first season at Real Madrid? I have been overwhelmed by the success of Mourinho. He couldn’t win the [...]

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IRAQ: NOT AS SAFE AS YOU THOUGHT

Written by: Gabe

Soccer isn’t generally a violent sport, crazed fans notwithstanding. But, as many of us know, all it takes is one such crazed fan to wreck a party. Even so, I’ve never heard of an incident quite as dramatic as what happened in Iraq this week, wherein a player was shot in the head during play [...]

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MANU FAN JUST LOVES EMMA

Written by: Gabe

Ah, the old Pretend-to-be-a-hot-mistress-when-you-are-really-two-Liverpool-fans-who-are-also-cage-fighters trick. I have to give them respect for the quality of this prank, but I’m afraid it’s a few steps out of touch, so to speak. I mean, they broke the guy’s ankle and got him divorced? For supporting Manchester United? You must read this cautionary tale of a life lived [...]

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COVER YOUR EARS, COLUMBUS

Written by: Gabe

Saturday I watched the Crew dismantle Kansas City with class, 2-0. IT WAS EASY. Maybe next year, the Wizards can cast a spell that makes them good. Ahem. A more interesting aspect of this game was the behavior of the Crew Massive, Hudson Street Hooligans, Nordecke, Local 614—whatever they want to be called. The crazy [...]

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