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GUNNED

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Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea Arsenal scored 3 goals in a 2-1 win over Chelsea at the Bridge. Many of you have surmised that one of these was an own goal, and was indeed the first of two trashy goals scored in this match. The first was the own-goal from Djourou that was frankly the fault of [...]

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BATTLEYACHT BY REQUEST

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This week, Chelsea FC owner Roman Abramovich commissioned construction of a $350M yacht. This state-of-the-art vessel will facilitate passenger leisure in ways beyond the comprehension of people with actual human lives. Just look at the amenities!

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