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LUCKY SCARF NOT LUCKY ENOUGH

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Sigi Schmid is leaving. Tears.

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NEW LOGO FOR MLS CHAMPS?

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A movement is afoot on Facebook to replace The Columbus Crew’s aging logo with this version at left. I think it is totally sweet. OK, I started it. Here are the details: I’m a designer. I’m a soccer player. I’m a Columbus native. And I love the Crew. After The Crew brought the MLS Cup [...]

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YES

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YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. [...]

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COVER YOUR EARS, COLUMBUS

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Saturday I watched the Crew dismantle Kansas City with class, 2-0. IT WAS EASY. Maybe next year, the Wizards can cast a spell that makes them good. Ahem. A more interesting aspect of this game was the behavior of the Crew Massive, Hudson Street Hooligans, Nordecke, Local 614—whatever they want to be called. The crazy [...]

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RBNY 3-1 Crew

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New York played a game in tippy-top form last night to take an important three from Columbus at Giants Stadium. There are a lot of isolated thoughts I had watching this game, so please enjoy my PowerPoint-style bullet list. In order: • I hate watching soccer played on American football fields. HATE. Bonus: This one [...]

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THE GRAVITY OF BECKHAM

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I had my first taste of Beckhamania last night, as the Columbus Crew dismantled LA Galaxy in clunky fashion, 1-0. The only thing separating me from the Man himself was a few hundred feet of crisp Columbus fall air. But the thing I will take away form this game is how celebrity, team, league and [...]

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LOL COLUMBUS IS THE BEST. EVER.

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CREW 3-1 RED BULLS I will dedicate one sentence of credit to Juan Pablo Angel’s superb free kick. There it went. NOW… did you see Frankie Hejduk make Jorge Rojas look like a COMPLETE DICK??? LOLOLOL I seriously laughed out loud; what a super out-class by the well-capped back. Honestly, if Jorge Rojas played on [...]

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CREW V REV: 1ST HALF THOUGHTS

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CREW 2-0 REVS Is New England even playing in this game? I expected this to be essentially a cup-match-level battle. This could easily be 4-0 Crew at this point, as the Revolution have done next to nothing for 45 minutes. In addition to their single pathetic shot, I estimate 8 or 9 successful passes. In [...]

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