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LUCKY SCARF NOT LUCKY ENOUGH

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Sigi Schmid is leaving. Tears.

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YES

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YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. [...]

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THE GRAVITY OF BECKHAM

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I had my first taste of Beckhamania last night, as the Columbus Crew dismantled LA Galaxy in clunky fashion, 1-0. The only thing separating me from the Man himself was a few hundred feet of crisp Columbus fall air. But the thing I will take away form this game is how celebrity, team, league and [...]

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WHAT’S AN ALGORITHM?

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Call me bias, but the MLS standings look a bit amiss to me. The first tiebreaker should always be GF/GA, because it’s an important stat and fans can understand it. If this were the case, Columbus crushes New England with a 1.214 versus a measly 1.074. But instead this fan is left wondering what Wizard [...]

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DVR PREEMPTS IMPENDING GENIUS

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I’d love to give you some mind-blowingly insightful commentary on the LA v Chicago game, but my DVR has denied me the right of sound. It would be crushing to sit through 90 minutes of what I assume was Chicago attacking and LA kicking the ball as high as possible, in silence. I suppose, technically, my [...]

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