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LUCKY SCARF NOT LUCKY ENOUGH

Written by: Gabe

Sigi Schmid is leaving. Tears.

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YES

Written by: Gabe

YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. [...]

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THE GRAVITY OF BECKHAM

Written by: Gabe

I had my first taste of Beckhamania last night, as the Columbus Crew dismantled LA Galaxy in clunky fashion, 1-0. The only thing separating me from the Man himself was a few hundred feet of crisp Columbus fall air. But the thing I will take away form this game is how celebrity, team, league and [...]

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WHAT’S AN ALGORITHM?

Written by: Gabe

Call me bias, but the MLS standings look a bit amiss to me. The first tiebreaker should always be GF/GA, because it’s an important stat and fans can understand it. If this were the case, Columbus crushes New England with a 1.214 versus a measly 1.074. But instead this fan is left wondering what Wizard [...]

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DVR PREEMPTS IMPENDING GENIUS

Written by: Gabe

I’d love to give you some mind-blowingly insightful commentary on the LA v Chicago game, but my DVR has denied me the right of sound. It would be crushing to sit through 90 minutes of what I assume was Chicago attacking and LA kicking the ball as high as possible, in silence. I suppose, technically, my [...]

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